September 11, 2013

Your password has expired

 Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.

 Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?
 
 No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
 
 Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?
 
 Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
 
 Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
 
 No, you must get a new one.
 
 I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
 
 Sorry, you must get a new one.
 
 OK, roses.
 
 Sorry you must use more letters.
 
 OK, pretty roses
 
 No good, you must use at least one numerical character.
 
 OK, 1 pretty rose
 
 Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
 
 OK, 1prettyrose
 
 Sorry, you must use additional characters.
 
 OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
 
 Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
 
 OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
 
 Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
 
 OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
 
 Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
 
 OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow
 
 Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.

2 comments:

Cellar Door said...

My password on the school testing database, because of a similar incident, was "fuckit!". And it finally worked! But then my password was easy to remember. I was always worried someone would ask to use my login sometime.

ldisme said...

I think the NSA is having way too much fun with us.